Where can I get myself a blingin Flava Flav Neck Clock?

why not just get a wall clock and hang it on a silver chain? Hawaii Pacific University's dance team had that Madonna song "Time Goes By So Slowly" in their routine at Nationals a couple years ago and their cheerleading coach wore a wall clock hung on a chain around his neck to be funny. that's what Flava Flav's necklace looks like anyway.